Burn Down The Trailer Park Lyrics

I borrowed some money, I sold my car
I put an air stream trailer, up on blocks
That satellite dish was my first mistake
She started watching Oprah Winphre and Ricky Lake
She cut me down to once a week
At supper time there wasn't nothing to eat
I was paranoid and scared to death
She came home with Aqua Velva on her breath
Burn down the trailer park
Shoot the pink flamingoes out in the yard
I can't live here since she broke my heart
I'm gonna burn down the trailer park
She hired the neighbor's son to cut our grass
She gave him cold iced tea and a piece of pie
My landlord came while I was out of town
My pipes got fixed and the rent went down
We fell asleep with the Late Show on
Now it's 3 a.m. I wake up and she's gone

I've got strong suspicion she's at it again
Since I don't know which trailer she's in...
I'm gonna burn down the trailer park
Shoot the pink flamingoes out in the yard
I can't live here since she broke my heart
I'm gonna burn down the trailer park
(Burn it down)
Jenny Jones don't understand
Geraldo don't understand
Maury Povich sure don't understand
I've got a can of gas and I'm a dangerous man
I'm gonna burn down the trailer park
Shoot the pink flamingoes out in the yard
I can't live here since she broke my heart
I'm gonna burn down the trailer park
Burn down the trailer park
Shoot the pink flamingoes out in the yard
I can't live here since she broke my heart
I'm gonna burn down the trailer park
Burn down the trailer park
(Burn it down)