Burp It Up - Nutty Noah

Burp It Up Lyrics

I'd like to introduce you to a special lady in my life
It's not my daughter not my sister not my cousin niece or auntie my mother or my wifeOoh, such a lovely lady
Who suffers from Aerophagia
She has a flappy epoglotis
In her oesphagusShe was drinking something fizzy
When her stomach got so busy
Trying to push out all the unwanted airBut then she took a massive slurp
And it really made her burp
And it kind of caught her unaware
It blew her backwards off the chairSo don't talk with your mouth full grandma
Gonna swallow more air than food grandma
Then you'll have to burp it up grandma
And people might think you're rude
So make sure that it's chewedGranny's such a charmer
Welcome to her burp-o-rama
She's a classy lady
Belching up her onion gravyShe had a little treat
And said I think that you'll agree

That I like it but it doesn't like meYou know it's going to give me wind
And she's burping with a grin
Saying it's better off out than in
She said it's better off out than inSo don't talk with your mouth full grandma
Gonna swallow more air than food grandma
Then you'll have to burp it up grandma
And people might think you're rude
So make sure that it's chewedSo don't talk with your mouth full grandma
Gonna swallow more air than food grandma
Then you'll have to burp it up grandma
People might think you're rude grandmaCome on come on burp it up grandma
Tell it to get out and walk grandma
Work it burp it work it up grandma
Do that thing where you burp and talkShe's causing a sensation grandma
With her aerotation? grandma
Welcome to her burperation
Sweeping across the nation