Cantina (Live Version) Lyrics

Well i went down to Mos Eisley for a converter
hell ya know how hot it gets on Tatooine
then i saw that there cantina. I'll go in for an Orangina
I heard it was rough but how bad could it be?When i walked through the door the music stopped...dead
all manner of man and beast were staring at me
seems just one week before their twi'lek slave girl walked out the door
and i guess i was the next best thing they'd seenI lost more than my heart in that cantina
i left my manhood there on Tatooine
son, it dont mean your weak if ya turn the other cheek
But if ya spread 'em both for Jabba, son you ain't a manOld Hammerhead, he fixed his mind to screw me
whipped out his tool and nailed me to the bar
My anus, he destroyed. Now i got me hemroids
they had to wrench him off my nuts with my nuts with a gaffe bar
I was hit over the head by old Han Solo
I'd have never guessed that pirate was a homo
I woke up next to Chewbaca
i was smeared in...wookie caca
and what they did to my poor nipples was a nonoI lost more than my heart in that cantina

i left my manhood there on Tatooine
son, it dont mean your weak if ya turn the other cheek
But if ya spread 'em both for Jabba, son you ain't a manOld Salacious Crumb's so small ya cant detect him
before i knew it he shoved himself straight in my rectum
and then just to be heinous he screamed real loud out of my anus
now i got an anal car alarm and i cant disconnect him
Old Greedo greedily grabbed his green weenie
then he yanked that sucker 'till is wasn't so teeny
he took me into Jabba's hut. He started intently at my butt
and then he ootatoota'd me with his zucchiniI lost more than my heart in that cantina
i left my manhood there on Tatooine
son, it dont mean your weak if ya turn the other cheek
But if ya spread 'em both for Jabba, son you ain't a manTake it away boys!Well a guy walked up and said "My friend doesn't like you"
i said "Sorry." he said "I dont like ya either ya better watch yourself"
i think his name was Tom Wates
and then some old dude who taught vader
chopped his arm off with his saber
but later made for one red hot anal invader
i was broken on the floor beat to a stooper.
but then i was saved! there at the door was 10 stormtroopers
but then my hopes faded away...i didn't know they cloned 'em gay
and they each took turns stormtrooping me in the pooperI lost more than my heart in that cantina
i left my manhood there on Tatooine
son, it dont mean your weak if ya turn the other cheek
Which is why i still go there every week!