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Capitalizing From Plump Mistakes - Guttermouth



     
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Foolish thing to ponder, a more foolish thing to do
I'm pretty fuckin' glad that I'm not you
I know she was expecting, ah, we'd get married anyway
A house, nice cars, ten credit cards, she's never worked a dayHe slaves his fucking ass off to support his rotund wife
He's lost his own identity for the remainder of his life
His fourteen-year old daughter has her third kid on the way
Collect some life insurance is a message I conveyKids are screaming
wife is nagging
Dog is barking
He had to burn it downStrike the match
Dead bolt that latch
Gone in a flash
Burn it downHe's like a soulless being, like a hamster on a wheel
As soon as you tied that knot that cage was made of steel
I'll enroll myself in Weight-Watchers or, maybe, join a gym
What about that thousand-dollar treadmill that you bought on a whim?He slaves his fucking ass off to support his rotund wife
He's lost his own identity for the remainder of his life
His fourteen-year old daughter has her third kid on the way

Collect some life insurance is a message I conveyThe kids are screaming
The wife is nagging
The dog is barking
He had to burn it downStrike the match
Dead bolt that latch
Gone in a flash
Burn it downThe kids are screaming
The wife is nagging
The dog is barking
He had to burn it downStrike the match
Then pull that latch
Gone in a flash
Burn it downFourteen-year old daughter has her third kid on the way
Collect some life insurance is a message I convey

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Guttermouth is an American skate punk band formed in 1988 in Huntington Beach, California, USA and currently recording for Volcom Entertainment. They have released nine full-length studio albums and two live albums and have toured extensively, including performances on the Vans Warped Tour. They are infamous for their outrageous lyrics and behavior which are deliberately explicit, offensive and intended to shock, though usually in a humorous and sarcastic manner.

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