Card Shark Lyrics

There are many kinds of fish that swim in the sea
There are others that swim in the dark
All of those tropes and trouts, and dolphins and whales
The one you must watch is the shark
Card shark, yes m'am
Hit them in the nose
That old card shark
Card shark, yes m'am
Hit them in the nose
That old card shark
Now I sat me down to have some fun
I jumped in the tank for a spill
I blew the lid in the bunk house and saw some bandits on the run
I went down to get water from the well

Card shark, yes m'am
Hit them in the nose
That old card shark
Card shark, yes m'am
Hit them in the nose
That old card shark
Now settle and somber, turn it all around
Toss in the towel and have a kick
Stuck in the rear, all for the beer
Waddle down in the road, like a brick
Card shark, yes m'am
Hit them in the nose
That old card shark
Card shark, yes m'am
Hit them in the nose
That old card shark
That old card shark
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