Central Air Lyrics

Our house is the little house next to the billionaires
Got it in a short sale, we pulled it of thin air
Its got a fireplace, its got rats, its got central air
Oh, central airOur house is too much house for us right now
Me and the lady and the baby is all that I'll allow
Two dogs, a laundry room, and central air
Oh, central air
Oh, that central airAll of the cool kids are moving into the neighborhood
As the old people die or move to the desert for good
For the central air
The central air
Mmm, the central air
Some of our friends are getting married and settling down
Giving up on the city and moving back to their hometown
You gave it a shot but how much can you drink
Before it shuts you down?
Oh, it shuts you downWe did it too, we moved out LA for the fresher air
Same congressional district as Silverlake

Like anyone cares
Running laps around the Rose Bowl
Dreaming of central air
Oh, central air
Oh, central airAll of the cool kids are moving into the neighborhood
As the old people die or move to the desert for good
For the central air
The central air
Mmm, the central air
Many years ago in Philadelphia when I was a single man
In the summertime before I even had a single fan
I'd meet some friends at the movies for that central air
Oh, the central air
I wanna sing about the central air
It feels good, that central air
I'm gonna have it when I'm dying now
It's going to be in my mausoleum
I'm gonna have it in my mausoleum
I'm gonna stay so cool and clean
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