Chanukah Song Part II Lyrics

Time to take out the menorahs!Put on your yarmulke
Its time for Chanukah
So much fun-ukah
To celebrate ChanukahChanukah is the festival of lights
Instead of one day of presents
We get eight crazy nightsWhen you feel like the only kid in town
Without a Christmas tree
Here's a new list of people who are Jewish
Just like you and meWinona Ryder,
Drinks Manischewitz wine
Then spins a dreidel with Ralph Lauren and Calvin KleinGuess who gives and receives
Loads of Chanukah toys
The girls from Veruca Salt and all three Beastie BoysLenny Kravitz is half Jewish,
Courtney Love is half, too
Put them together
What a funky, bad ass Jew!We got Harvey Keitel
And flash dancer Jennifer Beals
Yasmine Bleeth from Baywatch is Jewish

And yes, her boobs are realPut on that yarmulke
Its time for Chanukah
2 time Ocsar-winning Dustin Hoffman-akah
celebrates ChanukahO.J. Simpson
Still not a Jew
But guess who is,
The guy who does the voice for Scooby-DooBob Dylan was born a Jew
Then he wasn't
but now he's back,
Mary Tyler Moore's husband is Jewish
'Cause we're pretty good in the sack.Guess who got bar-mitzvahed
On the PGA tour
No, I'm not talking about Tiger Woods
I'm talking about Mr. Happy Gilmore.So many Jews are in the show biz
Bruce Springsteen isn't Jewish
But my mother thinks he is.Tell the world-amanaka
It's time to celebrate Chanukah
It's not pronounced "Chon"ukah
The C is silent in Chanukah
So read your hooked on phon-ukah
Get drunk in Tijuan-ukah
If you really, really wann-ukah
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Chanukah!
Happy Chanukah!
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