Chester the Molester Lyrics

Chester the molester's not without his charm
She can see herself hanging off his arm
He's saying, "Hey bartender, put it on my tab
Unless my limit's running out again"
(Out again)He's generous, but when he's tired of coughing it up
Well, there's a bill that says he will
But he's never concerned if he gets burnedBecause it's hotter than lava at the center of a sauna
But you know you're gonna get it when I get you where I wanna
Oh no, it can't be too soon, oohChester the molester's trying to hide his ring
(What a man)
But he's the only guy who's halfway interesting
He's saying, "Hey bartender, can you fill her up
Because you see, she's running out again"
(Out again)You thought I was the type of guy that never put out
But I'm not any more than you wereBecause it's hotter than lava at the center of a sauna
But you know you're gonna get it when I get you where I wanna
Oh no, it can't be too soon
Oh no, it can't be too soonDon't give in

Say, you're gonna turn around and leave
Don't give in
Say, you're gonna turn around and leaveChester the molester never kept his word
(What a man)
He never bought that drink and now he's lost his bird
He's saying, "Hey bartender, can I look you up
If I'm ever coming out again?"
(Out again)She's courteous but shuts him down, he's wondering still
If there's a pill that says, she will
'Cause he's never concerned but he'll get burnedBecause it's hotter than lava at the center of a sauna
But you know you're gonna get it when I get you where I wanna
I know, it can't be too soon
I know it can't be too soon, ooh