Here come the radicals, chic to chic
Oh so exclusive, oh so elite
Oh so daring, oh so discrete
So discrete
But not so discrete
And here comes Harold Macmillan
Here comes Alec Douglas Home
Here comes the Cuban crisis
Here comes the overdose
Here comes the overdose
And even though it’s underhand
Christine Keeler has got it planned
Christine Keeler
Understands
Understands
Tyrannical prince and helpless czars
Opening the coast in the same old doors
Saints to the sugary
Always want more
Want more
But you never had it so good, good
You never had it so good, good
You never had it so good, good
So good
So good
And even though it’s underhand
Christine Keeler has got it planned
Christine Keeler
Understands
Understands
Mr X, Mr Y
Another day, another alibi
Mr X, Mr Y
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You’ve never had it so good, good
You’ve never had it so good, good
You’ve never had it so good, good
So good
So good
And even though it’s underhand
Christine Keeler has got it planned
Christine Keeler
Understands
Understands
Understands
Understands
Understands
Another day, another alibi
Another day, another alibi
Another day, another alibi
Another day, another alibi
Another alibi
Another alibi
Another day, another alibi
Another day, another alibi
Another day, another alibi
Another day, another alibi
Sad girls and sad boys
Kneejerks and killjoys
All God’s children got to have their toys
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