Cristmas celebration
And all around the nation
Won't you stay with me tonight
Cause I'm running out of fight
And the pagentry is such a boreCarolers are singing
Registers Ka-chinging
And the presents are in place
But I'd rather eat some mace
Cause the eggnog always makes me sickYou know how the story goes you've seen it all before
That man is so obese that he can't get out the doorChristmas to perfection
I'm begging for some action
And the ringing in my ears
Is the sound of Christmas cheer
And they've knocked me screaming overboardYou know how the story goes you've seen it all before
That man is so obese that he can't get out the doorYou know how the story goes you've seen it all before
That man is so obese that he can't get out the doorChristmas celebration
And all around the nation
Won't you stay with me tonight
Cause I'm running out of fight
And the pagentry is such a bore
The pagentry is such a bore
The pagentry is such a bore
The pagentry is such a bore, yeah
The pagentry is such a bore, yeah