Christmas Day Lyrics

Mary and Joseph drove into town
Searching for a place to stay
The moon was up and his foot was down
A miracle was on its wayThey tried the hotels, the motels, the bed and breakfast
Locals but no one seemed to have any room
Better find a double room soon!So where would Christmas be without
Mary and Joseph?
Moricrimbe And Wise
Laurel and Hardy?Cracker Surprise?
Lights on the pine tree?
And more aftershave?
I'm not forgetting Jesus who was born on Christmas Day!They found a place with the neon lights
TV, Pool, and Vacancies
The man at the desk didn't hear them right
When the two of them booked for threeThey watched the TV
And deeply, she thought about the needing
Of the heavens to deliver this way
And it happened on Christmas Day

Christmas Day, Christmas DaySo where would Christmas be without
Mary and Joseph?
Moricrimbe And Wise
Laurel and Hardy?Cracker Surprise?
Lights on the pine tree?
And more aftershave?
I'm not forgetting Jesus who was born on Christmas Day!Mary and Joseph were so surprised
With admirers around the crib
There was something in their son's eyes
They identically took one inLike a Messiah and a Fire
Like the tread around a tire
That grip all roads
It's to bond you thereAnd it happened on Christmas Day!
Christmas day
Christmas daySo where would Christmas be without
Mary and Joseph?
Moricrimbe And Wise
Laurel and Hardy?Cracker Surprise?
Lights on the pine tree?
And more aftershave?
I'm not forgetting Jesus who was born on Christmas Day!Not forgetting Jesus
Not forgetting Jesus
Not forgetting Jesus
Not forgetting JesusNot forgetting Jesus
Not forgetting Jesus
Not forgetting Jesus
Not forgetting Jesus