Citizen's Band Radio Lyrics

Conspiracy theory Number One
Jesus was a man from Mars
The stable was a pub called the Rising Sun
And The Three Wise Men arrived in carsConspiracy theory Number Two
War is just a marketing plan
If you've got an army who'll die for you
You can be a marketing manI heard it on the citizen's bandThere's really nothing to it hardly
It's elementary
As easy as Alpha Bravo Charlie
As simple as ABCI heard it on the citizen's band
I heard it from the citizen's bandConspiracy theory Number Three
The government control who you are
And if your music's good for the economy
You can be a rock 'n' roll starThere's really nothing to it hardly
It's elementary
As easy as Alpha Bravo Charlie
As simple as ABCI lost the signal in a tunnel for a while
And heard some corporate rock

Some multi-national
And at the end of the dial
I heard some manufactured popI pulled in to the side of the road
And retuned to 95 Point I Don't KnowCitizen's band radio
The home of the stars
Tune into the breakfast show
And listen to The Man From Mars
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Songwriters
CARTER, LESLIE GEORGE / MORRISON, JAMES NEILPublished by
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