Cleopatra vs. Marilyn Monroe Lyrics

EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
MARILYN MONROE
VS
CLEOPATRA!
BEGIN(Marilyn)
Who's rap flows the dopest?
Marilyn Monroe's is.
Overthrow Pharaohs
who oppose me like Moses.
You could never kick my ass,
so kiss my clitoris.
This ugly hag and KassemG
got matching noses.(Cleo)
You better hold more than your skirt,
Miss, please,
I'm the Queen of the Nile,
so just bow down to me.
Plus you got so much experience,

down on your knees.
Married a writer,
but I don't even think
you can read.
You'll sleep with any ugly dude
who says he likes it hot.
Even Joe DiMaggio took a swing
in your batter's box.
I'm a descendant of the gods,
don't anger me trick.
You'll lose this battle
like your bout with barbiturates.(Marilyn)
I've had some ugly boys
but you're forgetting the others.
Like Marlon Brando and the Kennedys,
while you fucked your own brothers.
You think you're so chic
up in your fancy palace.
Gettin' Lo on Marc Antony
tossing Ceaser's Salad.
You wear too much eye liner
for anyone to adore you.
You might as be working
the door at Sephora.
I got an ass that won't quit.
You had an asp and got bit,
on the tit.
Somebody wrap this bitch back up in a carpet!(Cleo)
You still got no children
after your third marriage.
You lost so many babies,
we should call you Miss Carriage.
You got an hour-glass figure
but that's about it!
A CANDLE IN THE WIND
THAT CAN'T ACT FOR SHIT!(Marilyn)
Translate this into hieroglyphs!
Your sandy vagina has a Seven Year itch.
My best friends are diamonds.
You can't beat me!
Quit trippin'.
Step off and walk your ass home like an Egyptian.
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