Confessional Song Lyrics

I'm gonna be hypnotized
To stop me from smokin'
Everyone keeps telling me
It's bad for my voiceI'm gonna stay home tonight
So I don't get hungover
Get myself a takeaway
And watch MTVThis is not a confessional song
I'm just singin' to myself
My situations didn't leave me strong
Everybody needs a little helpGot myself a little dog
(Sasha)
She's eighteen weeks old now
Guess, she's just a substitute
But I don't know what forI was born a Catholic
Poor father Delaney
Now I'm on a guilt trip
That I try to suppressThis is not a confessional song
I'm just singin' to myself

Ooh, the situations didn't leave me strong
Everybody needs a little helpThis is not a confessional song
I'm just singin' to myself
Ooh, the situations didn't leave me strong
Everybody needs a little help