Court TV Lyrics

Menendez and Dahmer and the Unibomber
Kaczynski, Lewinsky and the British Nanny
Lorena and John Bobbitt...OJ's trial was on it
Judge Ito
Someday I wanna be in a case on Court TV
My friends will envy me and celebrity
Letters from my fans, the media eating from my hand
I'll retire on my fees from the book deals and the
talk show scene when I'm on Court TV
Menendez and Dahmer and the Unibomber
Kaczynski, Lewinsky and the British Nanny
Lorena and John Bobbitt...OJ's trial was on it
That's why I'm saying after Court TV
I'll never have to work again you'll see
That's where I wanna be...is on Court TV
(I will be on MSNBC)

People will pay me to speak at banquets for a fee
I'll appear every night on shows like 20/20
Newsweek and Time will feature my whole life
Newspapers will say that I'm a Top 10 Lawyer
and worth the price when I'm on Court TV Menendez and Dahmer and the Unibomber
Kaczynski, Lewinsky and the British Nanny
Lorena and John Bobbitt...OJ's trial was on it
That's why I'm saying after Court TV
I'll never have to work again you'll see
That’s where I wanna be...is on Court TV
(I'll do my thing tonight on Larry King)
Everybody knows a place where washed up
lawyers go
Now they all have there own prime time TV
legal shows...they're all on Court TV
Menendez and Dahmer and the Unibomber
Kaczynski, Lewinsky and the British Nanny
Lorena and John Bobbitt...OJ's trial was on it
That’s why I'm saying after Court TV
I'll never have to work again you'll see
That's where I wanna be...is on Court TV
Lyrics Submitted by Gregory B Acedo