When you get home
There's gonna be a big present
Waitin' on your bedside table
She said, "It's your, Stanley knife
Smile, cutting in to me"That's why I cover my ears
When you talk to me, that's why
That's why I cover my ears
When you talk to me, that's whySo you sit there, sister gettin' cold
With only camel lights to keep you warmer
You're in a great big car, now, pollutin'
That coffee cup has never looked so good
It's the way you say my name like you're jokin'That's why I cover my ears
When you talk to me, that's why
That's why I cover my ears
When you talk to me, that's whyYou're not gonna get very far
With a smile like that
You're not gonna get very far
With a smile like thatYou're not gonna get very far
With a smile like that
You're not gonna get very far
With a smile like that
You're not gonna get very far
With a smile like thatThat's why I cover my ears
When you talk to me, that's why
That's why I cover my ears
When you talk to me, that's why