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Hey guys, do you think at one point maybe I could give a cue word and you guys just kinda freeze like you're about to laugh?
Like just kinda go (makes face), like that?
Then I'll freeze too and then when I unfreeze we'll just keep going
You know what I'm saying?
Like nothing happened?
Are you guys down with that?cheersSo when I say, um, when I say crab cakes, just start to laugh and then freeze
Alright?
And I'll freeze with you
Hold on let me get this right
So as I'm at the beach the other day, and you know there's this like lady
She won't move out the way
I'm like 'lady you've got the whole beach here' laughsYou know? And Miami's tough, you know, miami's tough
No one really cares about the arts there
But I'll tell you one thing:
They can speak a mean Spanish
Am I not correct?
Don Johnson, you know?
Burn Notice. Burn Notice anyone?Miami, Nebraska, sister cities

Really important, you know
If you want beer, repeat it several times, look no furtherLadies and gentleman, once upon a time, I was in Maine, and I was eating some lobster
Let me tell you, the lobster in Maine is delicioso
And they also make these other things there, you know what I'm sayin'?
They make this clam chowder that's so delicious
It's real delicious.
And Maine's not really known for clams, but they've got good clams there
But another thing that Maine makes that's so amazing, and you cannot deny this, I know a lot of you girls out there you goin' like 'uh uh', because we do pretty good here
You know what I'm sayin'?
Crime
Crime is pretty goodBut New York has its style
You know what I'm sayin'?
But I was in Maine the other day and I was working at this gig at north fifty fifth and fifth, fifth fir-fir fff fif avenue and
And there was this cart, you know one of those food carts
And I came up to the food cart, and I was like, 'wha-wha-wha the fuck you sellin'?
I said it like that, but I had a smile
And the guy was like 'I can make you some hot dogs'
And I was like 'That sounds pretty good, but can you make me some CRAB CAKES'?laughs then silenceRight? Right? Right? Right? Erright? Werrr?
That'd be horrible if that's what it turned into
Werrr. Erre. Rerrro. scooby laugh
Zoikes
Ok guys lets stop fucking around.
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Reggie Watts (born March 23, 1972) is a Brooklyn, New York-based comedian and musician. His shows are mostly improvised and consist of stream of consciousness stand-up in various shifting personae, mixed with loop pedal-based a cappella compositions. He performs regularly on television, radio, and in live theater. His comic skills come into play in improvisational performance, as well as performance of written music.

Read more about Reggie Watts on Last.fm.


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