Crazy 'Bout an Automobile (Every Woman I Know) Lyrics

Advisory - the following lyrics contain explicit language:
Man, I'm gonna tell you my story
Go on and tell about it
Go on and tell about it more
Just what I've been doing
What you've been doing, Ry ?Well, you know I used to be particular
About the womens that I picked
Aha, yeah, they used to be tender
Lean and tall, that's allBut the way things has been going
I'll take 'em knock-kneed and bow-legged
What? I'll even take 'em bald, oh no man

I'll tell you why, please, tell me whyEvery woman I know
Is crazy 'bout an automobile
Every woman I know
Is crazy 'bout an automobile
And here I am standing
With nothing but rubber heelsHe-hey, every woman I know
Crazy 'bout an automobile
Oh, every woman I know
Crazy 'bout an automobile
And here I am standing
With nothing but rubber heelsNow, look it here
They say, walking women home
Is a thing of the past
Women wants to ride
And ride around in classSome like Cadillacs, boys
Some like Fords
Some like anything
As long as it rollsCrazy 'bout an automobile
That's right
And here I am standing
With nothing but rubber heelsWell, every woman I know
She's crazy 'bout an automobile
Every woman I know
Crazy 'bout an automobile
And here I am standing
With nothing but rubber heelsOne more thing I wanna tell youSaid, riding and loving
Just can't be beat
You and your woman
In your own front seatNow, she can play with your keys
Shift your gears
Turn on your radio
Just loud enough to hearNow, she can turn up your heat
And flip on your fan
And then you start rolling
Just as fast as you canCrazy 'bout an automobile, alright
And here I am standing
With nothing but rubber heelsWell, every woman I know
Crazy 'bout an automobile
Here I am standing
With nothing but rubber heelsMan, when I get some money
I just got to get me
Some kind of automobileYou know it seem like
The women in this town
Just don't pay no attention to you
'Less you're driving
Nothing but rubber heelsLook at that big, fine
Buick over there
Ooh, I like that one
See, now, looks like
Someone left the keys in it
Oh, let's take a ride
Nothing but rubber heels