Custom Tailored Suit Lyrics

Pinstripes or maybe a subtle shade of gray
I'm merely contemplating what to wear today
White shirt and maybe a silk Italian tie
You know I wouldn't wear permanent press
I wear Armani or any other label that'll say:
"I got money"
Brand new Guccis, Calvin Klein underwear:
Custom tailored suit
I feel so important
Do the clothes make the man?
I believe that they can for me!
Ohh, I look fantastic
C'est la vie mesdames et messiners
Just add a broach or a Rolex, a pen by Mont Blane
It's so fashionable
You should be dressing just like me

Can I have a volunteer?
I could give you lessons - what a
damn jolly good idea!
It's my accessorization that sets me apart
So tres charmand my dear!
Underneath the new suit I'm using
the proper toiletries
Moisturizing every night
Meanwhile, my hairdo is perfect every time
You say you haven't got the money?
If you can just use your gold card - charge it
You have to spend a lot before you see that
it's worth it
Get a new facial, buy a sensational custom tailored
suit
So respectable! Custom tailored suit!
Ohh! Custom tailored suit! (Give us a kiss!)
Lyrics Submitted by Gregory B Acedo