So Im screaming this to you, waaagh
From the last place in the queue, waaah, waaah
I really think youd like me given half a chance
But since we aint got that, Ill do the screamers danceSome of us are ugly angel, some of us are only small
Some of us are useless sailor, they havent got the where with all
We went and missed the ending, babe, we never quite caught the bus
We never speak our minds, my love, we aint got nothing to discussSome of us are useless, love it comes from facing up to facts
Its hard to be a hero handsome when youve had your helmet cracked
Cheerfulness is catching sweetie when the fevers you have got
Weve got a temperature, my dear, but we simply haven't got the hotsSo Im screaming this to you, waaagh
Silly season, skies are blue, waaah, waaah, waaah
I hardly ever think, Ive made a small advance
I keep my elbows in and do the screamers dance, danceWaw, some of us are stupid sister, some of us are very shy
Some of us get nervous chicken when you look us in the eye
We're ever so pathetic, chickie, we know quite well that we try too hard
Some of us were born like this while others got it by the yardSo Im screaming this to you, waaagh
'Cos I havent got a clue, wuaaarh
I really think Id like you given half the chance
As we ain't got that, Ill do the screamers danceWaaagh, waaagh
Waaagh, waaagh
Waaagh