Reasons to Be Cheerful, Part 3 Lyrics

Advisory - the following lyrics contain explicit language:
Why don't you get back into bed?
Why don't you get back into bed?
Why don't you get back into bed?
Why don't you get back into bed?Reasons to be cheerful, part 3
1, 2, 3Summer, Buddy Holly, the working folly
Good golly, Miss Molly and boatsHammersmith Palais, the Bolshoi Ballet
Jump back in the alley and nanny goats18 wheeler Scammels, dominica camels
All other mammals plus equal votesSeeing Piccadilly, Fanny sniffin' Willie
Being rather silly and porridge oatsA bit of grin and bear it, a bit of come and share it
Your welcome we can spare it, yellow socksToo short to be haughty, too nutty to be naughty

Going on forty no electric shocksThe juice of a carrot, the smile of a parrot
A little drop of claret, anything that rocksElvis and Scotty, the days when I ain't spotty
Sitting on a potty, curing smallpoxReasons to be cheerful, part 3
Reasons to be cheerful, part 3
Reasons to be cheerful, part 3
Reasons to be cheerful, 1, 2, 3Reasons to be cheerful, part 3Health service glasses, gigolos and brasses
Round or skinny bottomsTake your mum to Paris, lighting up a chalice
Wee Willie HarrisBantu Steven Biko, listening to Reko
Harpo Groucho ChicoCheddar cheese and pickle, a Vincent motorcycle
Slap and tickleWoody Allan, Dali, Domitrie and Pascale
Balla, balla, balla and VolareSomething nice to study, phoning up a buddy
Being in my nuddySaying okey-dokey, sing-a-long a Smokie
Coming out a chokieJohn Coltrane's soprano, Adie Celentano
Beuno ColinoReasons to be cheerful, part 3
Reasons to be cheerful, part 3
Reasons to be cheerful, part 3
Reasons to be cheerful, 1, 2, 3Yes, yes, dear, dear
Perhaps next year
Or maybe even now
In which caseWoody Allan, Dali, Domitrie and Pascale
Balla, balla, balla and VolareSomething nice to study, phoning up a buddy
Being in my nuddySaying okey-dokey, sing-a-long a Smokie
Coming out a chokieJohn Coltrane's soprano, Adie Celentano
Beuno ColinoReasons to be cheerful, part 3
Reasons to be cheerful, part 3
Reasons to be cheerful, part 3
Reasons to be cheerful, 1, 2, 3