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Dancin' and Pantsin' - Adam Sandler



     
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When I was a young man
I didn't like to dance, I was shy
I'd stand against the wall all night
I'd never take a chance, so afraidI wouldn't get on that dance floor
Unless I was really drunk, 10 shots
But I found a place where the stars hang out
And they taught me how to funkReal nasty, it ain't too far away
It's just on the edge of town, nearby
But be ready when you get there
'Cause these folks don't fuck aroundYou can, rub your belly with Liza Minelli
Covered in jelly, you're gonna rub your belly
Jiggle your droopy balls with singin' Lou Rawis
Bounce off the walls, then jiggle them droopy ballsGrind your hips with the blond guy from CHIPS
Lick your lips
Stroke it clean with Martin Sheen
It's fucking obsceneClench your ass-cheeks tight
With sexy grandma Betty White
You'll see the light when your sphincter's tightIf you don't know how to move

Just feel the groove
And dance, like you just shit your pantsSpin like a little girl
With cross-dressing Milton Berle
Just give it a whirl
Pretend you're a little girlWave that juicy weeno with legendary Al Pacino
Wave your weeno, even more obsceno
Knock back a drink with Colonel Klink
Piss in the sinkBounce your beef with Omar Sharif
What a relief
Ring the disco bell with ice cream wizard Tommy Carvel
Tommy Carvel gonna make your dink swellThen spew all over the room
With Mr. Jeffery Goldblum
And dance, like you just shit your pantsMr. Belvedere, fatty, fatty
Finger in his own rear
Bernard King, basketball, basketball
Showing off his ding-a-lingSwimming Mark Spitz
Mustache, mustache
Playing with his hairy tits
Big Earl Weaver, Tommy Seaver
Both of them got the boogie feverYou can, do the hustle with seven-footer Billy Russell
Do the fucking hustle, jerking your love muscle
Shake your big, round ass with the ghost of Mama Cass
Blast from the past, the ghost of Mama CassDry-hump the floor with Mary Tyler-Moore
Pump it sore
Squeeze your nipple like baldy Mr. Whipple
Drink some RippleGive it a hearty whack
With TV great Victor Tayback
When you give it a whack
Don't hurt the nut-sackSo if the thought of grooving is bringing you down
Come to the funkiest place in town
The stars will show you how to move
And dance, like you just shit your pants

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Adam Richard Sandler (born September 9, 1966 in Brooklyn, New York) is an American comedian, actor, musician, screenwriter and film producer. After becoming a Saturday Night Live cast member in 1991, he went on to star in several Hollywood feature films that have grossed over US$100 million at the box office. He released his first album, They're All Gonna Laugh at You!, in 1993 and it recieved a a Grammy award nomination for Best Comedy Album. He has since released 1996's What the Hell Happened to Me?, 1997's What's Your Name?, 1999's Stan and Judy's Kid, and finally 2004's Shhh Don't Tell.

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