Dead! Lyrics

Advisory - the following lyrics contain explicit language:
Yeah!And if your heart stops beating
I'll be here wondering
Did you get what you deserve?
The ending of your lifeAnd if you get to heaven
I'll be here waiting, babe
Did you get what you deserve?
The end, and if your life won't wait
Then your heart can't take thisHave you heard the news that you're dead?
No one ever had much nice to say,
I think they never liked you anywayOh take me from the hospital bed

Wouldn't it be grand? It ain't exactly what you planned
And wouldn't it be great if we were dead?
Oh, deadTongue-tied and oh so squeamish
You never fell in love
Did you get what you deserve?
The ending of your lifeAnd if you get to heaven
I'll be here waiting, babe
Did you get what you deserve?
The end, and if your life won't wait
Then your heart can't take thisHave you heard the news that you're dead?
No one ever had much nice to say,
I think they never liked you anywayOh take me from the hospital bed
Wouldn't it be grand to take a pistol by the hand?
And wouldn't it be great if we were dead?And in my honest observation
During this operation
Found a complication in your heart
So long'Cause now you've got
(Now you've got)
Maybe just two weeks to live
(Is that the most that you can give?)One, two, one two three four!La la la, la la
La la la la, la la
La la la la, la la la
Well come onLa la la, la la
La la la la, la la
La la la la, la la la
Oh motherfuckerIf life ain't just a joke
(La la la, la la)
Then why are we laughing?
(La la la la, la la)
If life ain't just a joke
(La la la la, la la la)
Then why are we laughing?If life ain't just a joke
(La la la, la la)
Then why are we laughing?
(La la la la, la la)
If like ain't just a joke
(La la la la, la la la)
Then why am I dead?
Dead!