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I stroll down the Ave like big Johnny Rogers
I pull tricks for a fix and tonight
I got flows for hoes with low self esteem
And more for those swallow proteinThe kid from the 60's stars in skin flicks
And pays the rent inch after inch
But now I get fly with lyrics
While you guys be on some queer shitCheck out the way I take a mark for
All that he's got and a whole lot more
'Cause when your drawers hit your ankles
I un'take the shank out my sock and take the bank rollOh shit, you just got lit by an illegitimate kid
Out the orphanage run and shit
I'm cumin' with styles you can't handle
Smoother than the velvet that was hanging from my mantleSo light a candle and praise yo' Lord
Mickey Avalon's some shit you can affordAll up on the scene dipped in Vaseline
In a mask and jeans, girl I'll smash your dreams
All up on the scene dipped in Vaseline
In a mask and jeans, girlI'm'a constraint hotty getting saucy at the swap meet
If you want to party get my number and call me

From dawn to dusk I bust nuts and shoot Charlie
When you got some money then come and get yo' jolliesA Quarantine in this California dream
All up on the scene dipped in Vaseline
My foster parents told me that I could be
Anything I wanted to so I became meMickey Avalon the kid who runs free
Serving sucka MC's and getting paid for my delivery
I freak beats that stain yo silk sheets
Filthy on the mike like Lenny Bruce used to beThey had booster in the pantry, howlin' like a banshee
And even when I'm wearin' panties I stay manlyAll up on the scene dipped in Vaseline
In a mask and jeans, girl I'll smash your dreams
All up on the scene dipped in Vaseline
In a mask and jeans, girlIn the Hollywood hills, swallowing pills
Tipsy off scotch whiskey, sniffin' blow thro hundred dolla bills
I toast my mostas from coast to coast
In penthouse suits with out any clothesI used to stroll to avid holes in my shoes
But now I fly first class and bask in sun tanning booths
Hustling gay dude for Quaalude's, out by the pool
In a baby blue bathing suitWaiting for Jesus to bring the juice
I was payin' dues while you was playin' in school
I took the whole scene over with the flow from my lips
Here's an autographed picture for yo lil' sisMy days of turning tricks are behind me
Unless you got the time to wine and dine meAll up on the scene dipped in Vaseline
In a mask and jeans, girl I'll smash your dreams
All up on the scene dipped in Vaseline
In a mask and jeans, girlAll up on the scene dipped in Vaseline
In a mask and jeans, girl I'll smash your dreams
All up on the scene dipped in Vaseline
In a mask and jeans, girl

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Mickey Avalon (real name Yeshe Perl) is a rap artist from Hollywood, California. His debut self-titled solo album was released Nov. 7, 2006 on Interscope/Shoot to Kill Records in association with MySpace Records. Avalon blends dark, lewd, and crizzled lyrical hooks with hip-hop beats.

Frequent topics of Avalon's songs are his experiences with substance abuse and prostitution. His family upbringing was tumultuous and both he and his parents were involved with drugs. Avalon's paternal grandparents are Holocaust survivors; both endured lasting injuries from their imprisonment at Auschwitz.

Avalon is friends with Antonio, who encouraged Avalon to write lyrics and perform when Mickey was broke and living on Anton's sofa. Avalon soon gained a following in the Los Angeles nightclub scene. He has since enjoyed a surge in popularity partly due to promotion of his music on the MySpace website.

In the media

Avalon appeared on the Jimmy Kimmel Live show on Friday the February 23, 2007.

He appeared in an episode of The Simple Life where he auditioned to perform the song "Friends and Lovers" at a lesbian wedding.

Avalon's sexually-themed song "Jane Fonda" was featured in HBO's Entourage.

Avalon appeared on Steven's Untitled Rock Show on Wednesday the April 3, 2007

Avalon replaced Gnarls Barkley as the opening act for the Red Hot Chili Peppers on March 12, 2007 in Oklahoma City. At that show John Frusciante joined Avalon onstage and criticized the audience for their poor reception and "booing" of Avalon. Avalon repeatedly told the audience he wasn't wanting to get in the way of the Chili Peppers performing, he was just there to "pay the rent". Frusciante also sent a very long and heated letter to the fans of www.redhotchilipeppers.com explaining how upset he was at the audiences' disrespect of Avalon.

Avalon appeared onstage with Shaun Ryder and the rest of the Happy Mondays at the 2007 Coachella Music Festival in Indio, Calif.

Avalon opened for T.I. at the University of California, Santa Barbara's "Extravaganza" event in May 2007.

Avalon's "What Do You Say?" was featured in the 2009 movie "The Hangover."

Collaborations

On Unwritten Law's 2007 greatest hits/remix album, The Hit List, Avalon performs "Shoulda Known Better".

Avalon is a member of the trio Dyslexic Speedreaders with Simon Rex (AKA Dirt Nasty) and Andre Legacy. The group tours occasionally with Avalon's solo act.

Avalon's DJ and manager is DJ Kev E Kev.

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