Dirty Laundry (Edit) Lyrics

I make my living off the Evening News
Just give me something-something I can use
People love it when you lose,
They love dirty laundryWell, I coulda been an actor, but I wound up here
I just have to look good, I don't have to be clear
Come and whisper in my ear
Give us dirty laundryKick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em all aroundWe got the bubble-headed-bleach-blonde who
Comes on at five
She can tell you 'bout the plane crash with a gleam
In her eye
It's interesting when people die-

Give us dirty laundryCan we film the operation?
Is the heir dead yet?
You know, the boys in the newsroom got a running bet
Get the widow on the set!
We need dirty laundryKick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're downKick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're stiff
Kick 'em all aroundDirty little secrets
Dirty little lies
We got our dirty little fingers in everybody's pie
We love to cut you down to size
We love dirty laundryWe can do "The Innuendo"
We can dance and sing
When it's said and done we haven't told you a thing
We all know that Crap is King
Give us dirty laundry!
Songwriters
HENLEY, DON/KORTCHMAR, DANNYPublished by
Lyrics © Warner/Chappell Music, Inc.