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Don't Look Now - Rodney Carrington



     
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Advisory - the following lyrics contain explicit language:
Well, I remember way back when I was just a boy
Goin' places with my mom and dad
It used to scare me to death, how momma used to act
After six or seven beers she's hadWe were sittin at a table when momma got disabled
All the liquor runnin' thru her head
Soon I got to chokin', daddy wasn't jokin'
When he grabbed me by the arm and said"Don't look now your momma's got her boobs out
Showin' everybody in town"
Faces turnin' red we were wishin' we were dead
There where people standin' all aroundWhen momma gets to drinkin' there ain't much thinkin'

There's nothing anybody can do
Just hope and pray there never comes a day
When my momma's out drinkin' with youWell, we got her in the truck and we started drivin' home
When momma said she had to go, daddy pulled it over
We were standin' on the shoulder
While mom is puttin' on a showThen he started up the truck
And momma stood up with her pants still around her knees
When we heard momma holler, "If ya give me a dollar
Well, I'll let you take a peek at these""Don't look now, your momma's got her boobs out"
Showin' everybody in town
Faces turnin' red, we were wishin' we were dead
There were people standin' all aroundWhen momma gets to drinkin', there ain't much thinkin'
There's nothin' anybody can do
Oh, won't you hope and pray, there never comes a day
When my momma's out drinkin' with you
Oh, won't you hope and pray there never comes a day
When my momma's out drinkin' with you

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Rodney Carrington (October 19, 1968 in Longview, Texas) is an American stand-up comic and comic country musician. He was the star of the ABC television sitcom Rodney. Rodney is best known for his acoustic song called "A Letter to My Penis" (sometimes called "Dear, Penis"). Rodney Carrington is a frequent guest on the Bob and Tom show. Some may know him for his song featured on the Bob & Tom show called "Titties and Beer", and "That Awful Day". His numerous albums and stand up performances are often formatted for adult content.


Read more about Rodney Carrington on Last.fm.


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