Down On the Farm Lyrics

All I need is some inspiration
Before I do somebody some harm
I feel just like a vegetable
Down here on the farmNobody comes to see me
Nobody here to turn me on
I ain't even got a lover
Down here on the farmThey told me to get healthy
They told me to get some sun
But boredom eats me like cancer
Down here on the farm
Drinkin' lemonade shanty
Ain't nobody here to do me harm
But I'm like a fish out of water
Down here on the farmI wrote a thousand letters
Till my fingers all gone numb
But I never see no postman
Down here on the farmI call my baby on the telephone, I say
Come down and have some fun

But she knows what the score is
Down here on the farmI can't fall in love with a wheatfield
I can't fall in love with a barn
Well everything smells like horse shit
Down here on the farm
Blue skies and swimming pools
Add so much charm
But I'd rather be back in Soho
Than down here on the farm
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