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If you are under 30 and you're totally cool, then you absolutely know these guys
The Lonely Island and Michael Bolton!From their album Incredibad, please welcome The Lonely Island!Incredibad, this is just a blast
Jizz In My Pants, Lazy Sunday, Narnia
And here they are with Akon!
And the Nobel Peace Prize goes to... The Lonely Island, oh fuck yes!
The Lonely Island, they're the truth!
I like em because they speak for the people!
There's no way I'll let my kids listen to it
They're Satanists and they should be boycotted!Around the country today, citizens bring any and all Lonely Island paraphernalia...Now here they are, the first men to become pregnant!I hereby declare The Lonely Island, the 47th president of these United States!Tragedy today as The Lonely Island was beaten to death with their own dicks
Outside an all-male strip clubI see thousands of people, lining up to desecrate the bodyHere on the street, I've seen at least 300 already defiling the corpses
And there are thousands more waiting
It looks like there's some movement
Oh my God, The Lonely Island are alive!They're removing the fans from their various holes and heading back into the studioThe Lonely Island will continue to entertain us
After an experience like this, God only knows what they will create
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The Lonely Island is a comedy rap group consisting of filmmakers Akiva Schaffer, Jorma Taccone, and Andy Samberg (aka The Dudes). The group was originally formed in Berkeley, California - in 2001 - but they now reside in New York City. They write, produce, and are featured in the "SNL Digital Shorts" on Saturday Night Live (Samberg is a current cast member, Taccone and Schaffer are writers) most notably "Lazy Sunday," "Dick In A Box" featuring Justin Timberlake, "Jizz In My Pants, "I Just Had Sex" featuring Akon, and "I'm On A Boat" featuring T-Pain. In August 2007, "Hot Rod" was released, which was co-written by the Dudes (with Pam Brady) and directed by Akiva.
It co-starred Andy, Jorma and fellow SNL-ers Bill Hader and Chris Parnell, among others.

On February 10, 2009 the Lonely Island's debut record "Incredibad" was released. It includes most of the SNL Digital Shorts as well as new songs featuring E-40, Julian Casablancas, Beck, Jack Black, and Norah Jones.

On their YouTube channel, The Lonely Island announced an upcoming album on October 28, 2010, which would be released in the spring of 2011. On December 18, 2010, the SNL Digital Short was the official music video of "I Just Had Sex" (featuring Akon), the first single off the album.

On January 29, 2011, the group debuted "The Creep" featuring Nicki Minaj and a cameo by filmmaker John Waters, on SNL and YouTube. On March 15, 2011, Direct Current Music reported that the album would be named Turtleneck & Chain and would be released on May 10, 2011. On April 1, 2011, The Lonely Island appeared as guests on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, where they premiered the lead track, "We're Back!", as well as the new album cover. On April 19, 2011, the group released "Motherlover" featuring Justin Timberlake as the fourth single from the album. This song was last featured on season 34 of SNL.

The group held a fundraiser to promote their new album on April 16, 2011. This event was at Amoeba Music in Berkeley, California. There were only 250 tickets available, and the only way to obtain a ticket was to preorder their album. They hosted a Q&Asession and an autograph session. Shortly after, "Motherlover" was released on iTunes. On May 7, they released a new track, "Jack Sparrow", featuring Michael Bolton. Turtleneck & Chain was both Emmy and Grammy nominated (for Best Comedy Album).

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