Dream Date of the 90's - Dayglo Abortions

Dream Date of the 90's Lyrics

in the 70's i used to hang around in bars
i'd let myself get picked up by jocks with sports cars
i'd let them take me back to their place
where i'd suck and fuck and fuck and suck and sit on their facenow i stay at home
i have sex over the phone
and i have what it takes to masturbatethen i got knocked up in the 80's
so i went to a clinic for ladies
the doctor stuck a suction hose up my cunt
the he scraped and sucked and sucked and scraped till he i killed that little runtnow i stay at home
i have sex over the phone
i know what it takes to masturbatenow i'm living in the 90's
AIDS killed all the junkies and the gays
but i'm still here cause i was my needles out with bleach
and i never went to one of those roman fucking bathesoh eeh ooo awe
dream date of the 90's