Egg Shaped Fred (Alternate Version) Lyrics

I'm sick of all this scratching around
I'm calling Fred to come and give me a hand
He's the queen of all the shops where he shops
And he's the king of all the scene, to be seenSkinima Nosebreak
Fatima toothpaste
Penelope cheapskate
Claudia farm gateWe're taking egg shaped Fred for tea
We'll make them sit strategically
We'll test their egg-ability
We'll make them meetHe only wants to get in your kecks
So he can carry out his own little test
He only wants to get in your pants
Because he knows that you have played in a bandSkinima Nosebreak
Fatima toothpaste
Penelope cheapskate
Claudia farm gateMavis she knows
Mavis she knows
She's got all these things around her

All things to no menShe see you in hell
I'll go shopping instead
He will send his centipede to sort ya'
He stretched it out to make it two foot taller
Songwriters
DRAPER, PAUL EDWARDPublished by
Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group