Facebook (The Musical) Lyrics

Time to check my facebook
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Facebook Facebook
Gotta check my facebook
Gotta take another look
Nothing new
I'm hooked
What to do?
Hit refresh!
Facebook, Facebook
Gotta check my Facebook
Gotta creep on all my friends
Every day
There is no end
It’s the Facebook way

Oh my God, ten likes
I’m soo popular!
Like a post
Poke a friend
Friend request
Post a pretty picture from your vacation
Block your mom
Click an ad
Stalk your ex
Share your dumb political opinion
Send a gif
Send a jif
Send a gif
Check to see who is celebrating birthdays
Play a game
Candy Crush
Solitaire
Bug friends with farmville updates every day
“.....”
That’s so basic! haha
- CHORUS -
Facebook Facebook
Gotta check my facebook
Gotta take another look
Nothing new
I'm hooked
What to do?
Hit refresh!
Facebook, Facebook
Gotta check my Facebook
Gotta creep on all my friends
Every day
There is no end
It’s the Facebook way
Look who let their facebook up!
Yes, Facebook is the perfect place
To keep in touch with old school friends
With just a simple like or comment
You can bet your friendship will not end
Relationships mean close to nothing
If they aren’t put in your about
Yes, if you’re not Facebook official
then the whole thing does not count
You really shouldn’t get too comfortable
with how your Facebook looks today
‘cause knowing Zuckerberg
he’s probably about to change it anyway
Yes, Facebook has its share of little problems
With security and ads
Now maybe life without a Facebook
Wouldn’t end up being all that bad….
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It’s the Facebook way
Lyrics Submitted by Hachiikko