Have you ever met a girl
and you thought she was dope?
And you wanna buy her a popcorn
and a medium coke?
But when proximity's close,
you close up shop and you choke.
Time to write thank you note to
[to dear old dad] for the cloak.
She's really cute
[and her hair is luminesent]
I fight the urge to smell her,
cuz you know she'd get to steppin'.
But, to just observe
from across the way.
If I was working EB Games
girl, you would not pay.
I'm nice, and I'm sweet
and I shower twice a week.
Kids diggin' on my speak
cuz I represent the geeks.
But, I'm really hella cool
and I had sex before.
So, don't fidget with your digits
ain't no textin' whore.
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We'll I'm fallin',
and I can't get up.
Girl, I love you.
Yeah, I got a crush.
I'm on mushrooms
and I lost my lunch.
and I don't think I can make it home alone.
I stare at my shoes
and I look away.
Cuz, I think you're kinda cute,
and I like your face.
One day we might embrace.
and I'll have to have my boner
you don't wanna do it doggy,
I'm a rebel and a loner.
I'm a rap superstar
with a mic in my hand.
But, I can't talk to girls,
unless that girl is a fan.
But, yo, I got a plan.
I love when it when it comes together.
We'll get married and have babies,
and we'll all wear matching sweaters.
Yes, I'd do her
if I knew her.
This is ???? my computer
She don't need another stalker
or intruder to persue her
She don't need a guy like me
who's favorite movie's Starship Troopers
Why don't you kill me, baby?
It's because I am a loser.
I'm a winner, just beginning to
roll up my sleeves.
Roll up next to me
I can't breathe and I wheeze.
Hi, my name is mc,
what's your's? That's great.
Want you in the worst way.
This is our first date.
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Lyrics submitted by Autumn.