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Mc Chris Ownz
MC Chris ownz
I wanna go to an MC Chris show
But he doesn't tour, so in the meantime
I'm gonna memorize all of his rhymes
I spell word with a three
Name's MC
Other rappers flow weak
Like window unit AC's
Latinas on my penis
Japanese on they knees
I love all the ladies
As long as they eighteen
I got bling up the ying
A plethora of Porsches
I'll say anything
'Cause my mouth is remorseless
Even the source says

My hip hop's a vortex
Leave horseheads on doorsteps
My mic checks cost Corvettes
The strobe light explodes white
As I step on the floor
The barkeep knows the code
So he throws me a Stroh's
Weak MC's decompose
'Cause they know I can flow
Like Wesell comma Zam
Through Coruscant corridors
Humidors filled with stoges
Filled with dro
Like Nine-Oh-Two-One-Oh
Is filled with the word bro
Fuck the lexicon of octagons
I'm all about go
These amateurs got catheders
I'm all about pro's, 'bout pro's.
MC Chris ownz
I wanna go to an MC Chris show
But he doesn't tour, so in the meantime
I'm gonna memorize all of his rhymes
I'm lit like a branch davidian
Or what's left of the lithium
In Cobain's cranium
I fill Wimbly Stadium
Once bitten, twice shy
Call it pyromania
When I roll up in Kashyyyk
I roll three Jedi's deep
The fleet of peeps that I creep
All got vest's underneath
There's no need to believe
In the heat that I keep
Or the swears that I *bleep*
Of the heiresses I freak
It's embarrising to me
I'm like kerosene it seems
Or D-R-E-W B with incendiary schemes
Blowin' up, makin' cream
I am just like Howard Dean
When I scream
I get red
I get mean
Can't believe you be buying
What I be shucking and jiving
Fuck it if I am the next big thing
With promotional tie-ins
I am just cartoon making rapper
You think I'm lying
Everybody bust a move
Like it is that rave in Zion
My self aggradizing and deprecation
Keeps 'em guessing
Call my venus flytrap
'Cause my DJ's Howard Hessman
Word 'em up, yo
Word 'em up, yo
I just let the rap game
Out of a choke hold
MC Chris ownz
I wanna go to an MC Chris show
But he doesn't tour, so in the meantime
I'm gonna memorize all of his rhymes

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Chris Ward, otherwise known as mc chris (always free from punctuation and capitalization), is a voice actor, rapper and improvisational comedian born September 2, 1975, in Libertyville, Illinois. His trademarks include the synthesis of his "geek" heritage with the "gangster" image associated with hiphop artists, and the high pitch of his voice, celebrated in his 2003 song "10 Year Old" (likening his voice to a child of ten years age).

He has appeared on many of Williams Street Studios' shows on Adult Swim, most notably Aqua Teen Hunger Force (as the crude and often misguided MC Pee Pants) and Sealab 2021 (in some bit parts, consistently recurring as the also crude and often misguided Hesh), and a part in The Brak Show. He also wrote for Sealab 2021 and The Brak Show, and later lent a track to the online music game Flash Flash Revolution.

Chris has released eight albums, the first of which is downloadable for free on his website. The albums are:
[2001] Life's A Bitch and I'm her Pimp
[2003] Knowing is Half the Hassle
[2004] Eating's Not Cheating (Re-Released in 2005 with additional tracks)
[2006] Dungeon Master of Ceremonies
[2008] mc chris Is Dead
[2009] Part Six Part One/Two/Three
[2011] Marshmellow Playground
[2011] Race Wars

He completed several successful tours across the U.S. In October of 2004, he announced his resignation from Cartoon Network to the public on his blog to focus on his recording career (roughly halfway through the entry), but has said that he is willing to return to William Street when needed. He has since toured throughout the continental United States in an effort to expose all of America to the growing genre of nerdcore rap. mc chris encourages fans to mix his songs and play their own role in the growth of what is a relatively new genre.

In January of 2006, mc chris was a nominee for Spin Magazine's "Band of the Year" contest at Spin.com. But after gaining an over 20% margin in his first round battle with Demander, the voting was suspiciously shut down "for maintenance" and when it came back online Demander had been declared the winner. Demander has since denounced the results.

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