Fat as a Fiddle - Chris Difford

Fat as a Fiddle Lyrics

I'm never thin I'm never svelte
I always wore the bigger belt
I never thought I needed help choosing what to eat each moutful
A real treat but when I look and see there's a greater part of meI see the men who work at the gym they have a ripple
With every limb they never have this excess skin
To cover up their age we're on a different page
I look like a tree there's a greater part of me
It's so hard to put on my socks each morning
When I wake I see myself when I was thinAnd the hearts I used to break
Now I have tits just like my mum
I'm out breath before I run I like to eat
Because it's fun but it comes at such a price.
I'm on the old brown rice and the herbal teaFor the greater part of me
I always played the boy in goal cross country runs
Became a stroll I was the doughnut and the hole
But inside I felt great I always licked my plate my face
Songwriters

MARK NICHOLAS HEWERDINE, CHRISTOPHER DIFFORDPublished by
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