Father Friendly Lyrics

Dear Father
forgive me
it's been 3 minutes since my last erection
make it hard
so hard
hats off to the catholic church
hats off to mary and jesus
thanks for the guilt you gave me
my conscience still enslaves me
if beating off's a mortals sin
then god what a mess i'm in
hats off to the nun
who beat up my best friend
hats off to father friendly
he's got those hands so manly
he touched me in a special
so special so special
father friendly's making plans

but god i hope they don't include his hands
hats off to the nun who beat up my best friend
hats off to corporal punishment
hats off to the nun with the man hands
thanks for the scar on my brothers neck
father's tight grip choked him with sacred hands
god made you the judge and jury
brothers sister don't you worry
hats off to the nun who beat up my best friend