Feel Free! Plastic Surgery! - Brad Sucks

Feel Free! Plastic Surgery! Lyrics

Hey ugly you've tried the drugs
Hell you've gotta realize that you're not enough
To be a celebrity
Like all the people on your TV
You could do with nip and tuck
And a major operation that could fuck you up
You're grafted onto the scene
And implanted in a limousine
If you never wanna act your age
Where you're always as young as you wanna feel
If you never wanna bio-degrade
It's six to eight weeks to completely heal
Count backwards here comes the numbness
Don't be afraid it's just a taste of blood

Yes you'll feel free
With a little plastic surgery
All alone like a hit and run
And you're so pretty when you bite your tongue
Oh yeah you're gonna be seen
Black and blue on the silver screen
If you never wanna act your age
Where you're always as young as you wanna feel
If you never wanna bio-degrade
Six to eight weeks to completely heal
Ey yeah
Ahh oh
Everybody says baby that you're something
And nobody's ever gonna know what's underneath your face
'Cause I know it's gonna be nice to say
God gave you all the gifts that you got today
And I know it's gonna be nice to say
You hate everything changing just 'cause you're famous
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Lyrics submitted by Jonathan Gowdy.