First Orgasm Lyrics

It is a Thursday
I got up early
It is a challenge
Im usually lazyI make some coffee
I eat some rice chex
And then I sit down
To check my inboxI only read a word or two
I stare across the street
And see the churches
And the blueThe first orgasm of the morning
Is cold and hard as hell
There won't be any second coming
As far as I can tellI arch my back
'Cause Im very close now
Its very cold here
By the windowThere are some school kids
Yelling and running
They barely notice

That I am comingThe first orgasm of the morning
Is like a fire drill
It's nice to have a little warning
But not enjoyableI am too busy to have friends
A lover would just complicate my plans
So I will never look for love again
Im taking matters into my own hands
Im taking matters into my own handsI think, I could last at least a week
Without someone to hold me
I think, I could last at least a week
Without someone to hold me
Wont you hold me? Wont you hold me?