Fivetweezy Lyrics

It's Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy
It's FivetweezyWell, I've been gone but I'm back again
It's been too long, you wondering where I been
Well, I betcha I though I would pack it in
Since I got dissed on MTV for dear slim
Aw, man why'd y'all play me?
TRL, you drive me crazy
Now everybody really hates me
I thought we were friends, Carson Daley?So when I tried out for American Idol
I got up and sang for Simon Cowell
But he said I was absolutely horrible
He said I was worse than William Hung, too
Now what do I do, please help me, could ya?
I keep getting punk'd like Ashton Kutcher
Since my names still bashed and butchered
I'm a just changing, so listen would yaIt's Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy
It's Fivetweezy
That's what my friends just call me

It's Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy
It's Fivetweezy
That's what my friends just call meNow I don't know if I'm past my prime
I'm feeling old, I just turned twenty-nine
It's crazy, I think I lost my mind
'Cause lately it shows I forget my uhh
Sometimes I feel like my brain is missing
Sometimes I feel like Jessica Simpson
Don't know if tuna's fish or chicken
I told ya it's five two, nobody listensOkay, you don't believe that it's true
Even my mom still thinks it's fifty-two
Now I tried to explain but it's no use
For at least the kids say, man you're cool
No, really man, I can't complain
Kids take puff paint and write my name
On their T-shirts and they be like
That's why it's time for me to changeIt's Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy
It's Fivetweezy
That's what my friends just call me
It's Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy
It's Fivetweezy
That's what my friends just call meNow I used to come through my system blasting
People couldn't miss it when I tried to pass them
In a Honda civic with the muffler dragging
Shoes off, hairy feet like Bilbo Baggins
Back when I was living wrong
I need to get tipsy like J-Kwon
But nowadays all I need is God
And a mic and a DJ and my iPodAlright put your dance shoes on
Everybody just get your groove on
We'll rock the party till the break of dawn
And even get your grandma to sing along
Now what I say, don't take this lightly
God runs things, not Bruce Almighty
He's Jesus, the only one I need
Now Fivetweezy, y'all know what I meanIt's Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy
It's Fivetweezy
That's what my friends just call me
It's Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy
It's Fivetweezy
That's what my friends just call meIt's Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy
It's Fivetweezy
That's what my friends just call me
It's Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy
It's Fivetweezy
That's what my friends just call me