Flacidism Lyrics

Got no life, got no ambition
I've got autismWhere I'll be in ten years
Nobody knows and nobody cares
I've seen the sign "Don't feed the bears"
I'm waging war from an easy chairGot no life, got no ambition
Out of pills, flacid conditionOh, my boner's vanished
Please, return to me, bonerFifteen years have come and gone
Vacation at the Reeperbahn
Prostitutes and drugs I'm on
Out of dope, my boner's goneGot no life, got no ambition
Out of pills, flacid conditionOh, my condition is flacid as can be
What does flacid mean?
Look it up in the dictionary
In the dictionary
I bet the dictionary never has to take pills to get a boner
'Cause his first name is Dick
If you think about it
His first name is Dick, dictionary

There's no way that he will ever have to--Yeah, blackism, dictionaryism, flacidism
Oh, oh, blackism, flacidism, dictionaryism
Dictionaryism, dictionaryism
Read me, you can read me like a book