Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo(F.U.C.K.) Lyrics

Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham walletCattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocketBatter-dip the cranny axe
In the gut lockerRetro-fit the pudding hatch, ooh la la
With the boink swatterIf I get you in the loop
When I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo, in the end, know my intent though
I Brazilian wax poetic, so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush
Foxtrot uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot uniform Charlie KiloMarinate the nether rod
In the squish mittenPower drill the yippee bog
With the dude pistonPressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkleCannonball the fiddle cove, ooh la la
With the pork steeple,
If I get you in the loop
When I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo, in the end, know my intent though

I Brazilian wax poetic, so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush
Foxtrot uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot uniform Charlie KiloPut the you-know-what in the you-know-where
Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where
Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where
Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where pronto
Songwriters
FRANKS, JAMES M. / HENNEGAN, JARED VICTORPublished by
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