Let's meet at the mecca where we munch on desserts
Lets order at a dining chain I'm ordering first
Can't decide on appetizers or what sandwich to get
Can't deny it I'm excited gets my appetite whets
Homework's over parents snoring and I need to go roam
Phil picks me up in a jeep, a Suzuki that owns
We ride on river road
While we're blastin' Raining Blood
We're smoking swisher sweets
While we off road in the mudAfter causing as much havoc as we can in this town
After all the abandoned houses and the burial grounds
We head over to Denny's where we smoke and we flirt
Well I never do nothing see I'm kind of a nerd
Don't drink don't smoke break a cigarette in half
I'm a drug free virgin I don't fit into the pack
They can tell that I am different and they love me for that
Always good for a laugh always paying for gasI'll take a cup of cocoa
and a slice of cookie pie
take the junior in the corner
that is giving me the eye
waitress gets a big tip
if she keeps bringing me fries
we're not allowed in Downing's
so we'll make Denny's our diveI got a little cash allowance from my daddy
I'll take a blender blast or a moons over my hammy
Buy the table chicken fingers big spender in the house
Ambush someone with the cola, cough sugar out my mouth
Cookie dough with the butters or creamer suicide
Waiting for the order so we're all just wasting time
Levitating forks no one knows how I do it
Order arrives at the table and we're diving into itFreaks in the tunnels in their over sized denims
Most of them are hungry they've been fogging up lemons
Jocks hate them in the halls make fun of their hair
People treat them like freaks but they probably don't care
I think they are cool I feel like I wasted four years
Horsefeathers in Waukegan sip on tea 'stead of beers
So trees makes an appearance and we're feeling defiant
Suburban counter culture I really think you should try it
I'll take a cup of cocoa
And a slice of cookie pie
Take the junior in the corner
That is giving me the eye
Waitress gets a big tip
If she keeps bringing me fries
We're not allowed in Downing's
So we'll make Denny's our diveOne of us
We accept you
One of us
One of us
We accept you
One of us