Free Coffee - Ben Folds
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Free Coffee Lyrics
Advisory - the following lyrics contain explicit language:
Called in sick one day
Stepped out my front door
Squinted up at the sky
And strapped on my backpackGot into a van
And when I returned I had
Ex-wives and children
Boxes of photographsAnd they gave me some food
And they didn't charge me
And they gave me some coffee
And they didn't charge meAnd when I was broke
I needed it more
But now that I'm rich
They give me coffeeEating an ice cream cone
Texting with my thumbs
Flipping off the asshole
Who pulled into my laneLife could be louder than something cracked up to be
We all get new cells every seven years
I feel seven today
It's a good day to die againNow they save me my place
Over there in a corner
And I never get tickets
Now I only get warningsBut when I was broke
I needed it more
And now that I'm rich
I get free coffee