Free Ride In the Fast Lane Lyrics

Where I come from in Kentucky
There was an old gray headed man
The day I left he said, Sonny
Well, I know you've got some big plansRound here we all think you're something
But out there that doesn't mean nothingThere ain't no free ride in the fast lane
For every ounce of pleasure there's a pound of pain
You gotta love it if you play this game
'Cause there ain't no free ride in the fast laneI made my way to the city
And met a long legged beauty queen
I thought she'd always be with me
But she played me like a slot machineSoon as I ran out of money
She said you're real cute but honeyThere ain't no free ride in the fast lane
For every ounce of pleasure there's a pound of pain
You better love it if you play this game
'Cause there ain't no free ride in the fast laneWoke up in Dallas this morning with the mg flu again
Another party waiting in Houston with 10,000 of our closest friends
Well, I ain't slowing down and I ain't gonna sleep
Man, 'cause I got a promise to keep baby, come onOne thing in this life is certain

You're either dead or you're hurtingThere ain't no free ride in the fast lane
For every ounce of pleasure there's a pound of pain
Hey, you better love it if you play this game
'Cause there ain't no free ride in the fast laneJump in and hold on now, 'cause we ain't playing no games
Jump in, sit down, shut up and hold on
Kick them mules and let's get the hell out of here