Frivolous Suit Lyrics

Here's a story you should hear
About the end of my career
I took a case that was turned down
By every other lawyer in town
I took a case that would break your heart
It was a dog from the very start
Listen lawyers what I'm tellin' you:
keep away from a frivolous suit
The judge cited Texas Rule 13
I said "Your Honor: what does that rule mean?"
It was a rule I already knew:
keep away from a frivolous suit
I didn't get too far before I heard from the bar
A grievance was their command
For sanctions and a private reprimand

Here's the moral of the story for you lawyers here:
Remember always cover up your rear
Don't let the client sell the case to you
And keep away from a frivolous suit!
Lyrics Submitted by Gregory B Acedo