Fully Qualified to Be Your Man - Richard Thompson

Fully Qualified to Be Your Man Lyrics

I don't want to be your friend anymore
You've got fifty friends knocking at your door
Life is short, so please understand
I'm fully qualified to be your manYou know zoology is up my street
And your anatomy is far from discreet
I'm good and ready for my entrance exam
I'm fully qualified to be your manI've been studying your every need
I've got statistics that'll make you plead
I'll put my thesis right in your hand
I'm fully qualified to be your manMaroon room, perfumes of Araby
Sineads in braids in shades of CarnabyNow there's diplomas you can get in the mail
And there's diplomas you can get in jail
But I'm a genius at being your fan
I'm fully qualified to be your manCrystal balls and shawls and lava lamps
I'm a counter culture vulture, don't put the damps on meNow you're my favorite subject or two
I've been really boning up on you
Let me know when it's safe to land
I'm fully qualified to be your woman :)

Songwriters
ERROL THOMPSONPublished by
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