Gay Pirates Lyrics

Verse 1This water is too salty
For me to even drink
I'd rather walk the dreaded plank
Than stay another week
But it's you my love, you're my land ahoy
And I'm sick of beaing beaten
And whipped and lashed to death
I want one night with no gang rape
But I won't hold my breath
But it's you my love, you're my land ahoy
Yeah, you're my boyChorus
Yo Ho Sebastian
Lets go far away
Somewhere, where the captain won't be mad
Yo Ho Sebastian
I wanna love you good
And we deserve much better than we've hadVerse 2They say they're gonna kill me
If I look at you once more

Pissed in my hammock yesterday
So I'll sleep on the floor
I'd be under the sea, but you hold me above
And they put glass in my sandals
So my feet would bleed all day
And they forced me to wear them
Or they said they'd make you pay
I'd be under the sea, but you hold me above
Cause you're the man i loveChorusVerse 3The captain found out about us
And ordered them to throw
Us both overboard tonight
Together we will go
But I'm yours you know, and I'll love you still in hell
And I hope they didn't tie up
Your hands as tight as mine
I'll see you on the bed
Of this blue ocean babe sometime
But I'm yours you know, and I'll love you still in hell
And down we fell....and I'm singingChorusx2We deserve much better than we've had..