Gitarzan Lyrics

Advisory - the following lyrics contain explicit language:
He's free as the breeze, he's always at ease
He lives in the jungle and hangs by his knees
As he swings through the trees without a trapeze
In his B.V.D.sHe's got a union card and he's practicing hard
To play, the guitar, gonna be a big star
Yeah, he's gonna go far
And carry moonbeams home in a jarHe ordered Chet's guitar course, C.O.D.
Makes A and E and he's working on B
Digs C and W and R and B and me and the chimpanzees agree
That one day soon he'll be a celebrityGet it, get it, get it, get it, get itGitarzan, he's a gitar man

He's all you can stand
Give him a hand, GitarzanHe's got a girl named Jane with no last name
Kinda homely and plain but he loves her just the same
'Cause she kindles the flame and it drives him insane
When he hears her say, she really does her thing
It's her claim to fame, come on, sing one JaneBaby, baby, oh baby
Baby, oh babyHow about that, let's hear for Jane, yeah
Thank you folksWell, they've got a pet monkey, he likes to get drunk
And sing boogie woogie and it sounds real funky
Come on, your time boy, sing one monkey, you goLet's hear it for the monkey, ohOn Saturday night they need some excitement
Jane gets right and the monkey gets tight
And their voices unite in the pale moonlight
And it sounds all right
Yeah, it's dynamite, it's out of sight
Let's hear it right nowBaby, baby, oh baby, baby
Shut up baby, I'm trying to sing
BabyGet it, get it, get it, get itGitarzan and his jungle band
And they're all you can stand
Give him a hand, Gitarzan
Oh babyGitarzan and his jungle band
They're all you can stand
Give him a hand, Gitarzan