Got Me On the Line Lyrics

Advisory - the following lyrics contain explicit language:
Hello?Well, cocktails for two, me and you
It's some fun hot afternoon
Whenever I'm alone I
I sit and pick up the phone, give a callShe's so hot to have and to hold me
She said, "I'll be your one and only"
I know what it means to be aloneGot me on the line
Ready for the night
You got me on the line
Now you'll think twiceYou like your home sweet home all alone
You will be callin' me

I've heard the news around the town
You're not gonna hang up on meShe's so hot to have and to hold me
She said, "I'll be your one and only"
I know what it means to be aloneGot me on the line
Ready for the night
You got me on the line
Long distance kept me holding onGot me on the line
Ready for the night
You got me on the line
Now you'll think twiceGot me on the line
Long distance kept me holdin' on
You got me on the line
Ready for tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, heyNobody hangs up on me