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The other day I went to the store to get a gallon of milk,
but then I found out that they only hadOne percent, but not two percent.
One percent, but not two percent.
One percent, but not two percent.
One percent, but not two percent!I want two percent, I got one percent.
I still got it on sale, I saved, 39 cents.Attention shoppers, don't forget about our buy one, get one free special on hot pockets and 12 packs of Mr. Pibb.Ahh! I've got to get to aisle 5 right now, because Mr. Pibb and hot pockets are buy one get one free.Out of the way, old lady! Out of the way, I'm shopping."Ooh, look at the price on pickles!"
Out of the way, you people. Out of the way, everybody!I've got to get bread, eggs, grapes, oltec, TP, salt, toothpaste, deodorant, chips, pees, corn, cheese, porn?
Spaghettios, salt, cups, sprite, bleach, yogurt, Oreos, Jaeger, cheerios, what am I forgetting?
What am I forgetting? What am I forgetting?!? Oh yeah, beer.

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Psychostick is a metal band from Tempe, Arizona, known for a silly image and usage of extreme humor in their songs and lyrics. Their style is referred to by themselves and some online album review sites as humor-core.

Members include

* Rob "Rawrb!" Kersey — lead vocals
* Joshua "Joshy" Key — guitar, vocals
* Alex "Shmalex" Dontre — drums, vocals
* Matty J. "Moose"— bass, vocals


To date they have released three discs nationally and one digital only EP. The most recent, titled "The Digital Appetizer" was released on May 11th, 2010, "Sandwich," was released May 5 2009, "The Flesh Eating Roller Skate Holiday Joyride," released September 25, 2007, and "We Couldn't Think of a Title," released on September 12, 2006.

They began touring nationally in July of 2006, and have toured with Look What I Did, Screaming Mechanical Brain, Powerglove, Bobaflex, Indorphine, Green Jelly, Nashville Pussy, Mower, and Better Left Unsaid.

As of March 2007, Psychostick's debut album has had minor chart success in the US, reaching #41 on Billboard's Top Heatseekers albums, and #48 on its Top Independent Albums chart.[2] The same band members also form a band called Evacuate Chicago, which makes more serious and non-comedy oriented music.



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