Had Me a Real Good Time Lyrics

Advisory - the following lyrics contain explicit language:
Thought I was lookin' good
So I cycled 'cross the neighborhood
Was invited by a skinny girl
Into her high class-worldLeft my bicycle under the stairs
Laid my coat across the kosher chairs
Made my way across the crowded room
I had nothing to loseMy reception wasn't very keen
So turning on a friendly grin
Stood on the table with my glass of gin
And came straight to the pointI was glad to come

I'll be sad to go
So while I'm here I'll have me a real good timeI was glad to come
I'll be sad to go
So while I'm here I'll have me a real good time, oh noDancin' madly 'round the room, yeah
Singing loudly and sorta' out of tune
Was escorted by a friendly slag
'Round the bedroom out backWandered c-c-cross the door
Missed my step and I fell on the floor
Said one word and was asked to leave
Kinda' wish I was deadI was glad to come
And I'll be so sad to leave
But while I was here I had me a real good time, oohThe skinny girl made it clear
That she only came here for the beer
That's a fact, oh, yeah
The vicar he simply reeked of gin, good GodOn my way home, I happened to fall off my bicycle, good party
Ooh-hoo, ha-ha, yeahI was glad to come, but I was also glad to get home, yeah
Ooh-hoo
Hoo, get in there
Ooh, yeah